Tuesday, May 14, 2019

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While massaging her breasts his kisses left her lips and moved to her neck and along her collar bone. Her breathing had quickened and he could feel her shivering against his hard body. Her hand finally met his penis and she grabbed it and then their eyes met. “You were not lying there big boy,” she said between deep labored breaths. Sweat began to accumulate across her brow like a light drizzle before a storm hit. She began to slowly stoke him and could see his eyes begin to roll back from pleasure. Ding 9th floor The doors slide open but neither of them moved; they were not ready to get off this ride yet. Maintaining eye contact this time she leaned in and planted a more sensual kiss on his lips, slower, more romantic. “How about we make this elevator out of order?” he said with his eyes closed looking up toward the ceiling. “You don’t have to tell me twice, but how do we keep this private, I want to do some dirty things with you in here,” she whispered into his ear. “Oh I got a trick up my sleeve, something I learned pulling a prank on my friend Eric last semester. ” Breaking contact for the first time, he went over and pressed the first floor button, illuminating it. Carol looking over curiously but remained silent, trusting her partner knew what he was doing. Once the elevator began to move John pressed the emergency stop button and the elevator came to a stop. “Wait won’t that cause an alarm to go off or something?” she asked curiously. “No, they had the alarm disabled because college students were abusing it and the fire department was annoyed at all the wasted trips,” he replied.
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Wednesday, July 03, 2013

Is Edward Snowden The Biggest Idiot of All Times?

I ask the question because as the Edward Snowden story unfolds, more and more he is looking like a true dummy.   He is looking like a fool who is being taken advantage of all on all sides by people much, much smart than he is.

The top of the list of course is opportunist extraordinaire Julian Assange, who is trying his damndest to get Wikileaks into a weird position of being an official spokesman for Snowden, even to the point that some people feel that they are writing press releases - perhaps without permission.

The Wikileaks connection is the most amusing, because I don't think that Snowden started out wanting to deal with them at all, but by taking their help he has fallen into their grasp.  The diplomatic letter from Ecuador that allowed him to leave Hong Kong appears to have come from the London Embassy where Assange is holed up - a place that some say Assange appears to run now.  The leadership in Ecuador was apparently pissed off enough to rescind the letter and leave Snowden high and dry, caught in Russia's transit lounge without a valid passport and without any other valid way to travel.

Moreover, Snowden appears to be an idiot because he didn't figure out his escape route BEFORE going public.  Instead, he blabbed in public and then lost 2 weeks in Hong Kong, getting nothing more than a one way flight to Moscow and getting trapped.

The US is taken advantage as well, with Assange and Wikileaks getting involved it has become much easier for the US to get allied countries to line up against Snowden.  Not only are most countries refusing his remote applications for refuge status, they are also going to the point of not allowing flights that MIGHT have Snowden on board into their airspace.

Snowden appears to be an idiot.  He spoke too soon, spoke too loudly, announced his location too clearly, and in the end, fell into cahoots with potentially the biggest cult of personality on the planet, the cult of Assange.  That makes him look like a patsy, a fool, and now he is paying for it.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

So you like live cams?

I had a friend of mine the other day ask me about what is popular on the internet these days.  He said "porn?" and I said "not really anymore... ".  Sure, lots of people look for porn, but nobody expects to actually pay for it anymore.  The actual volume of people looking for porn is dropping, replaced by people trying to figure out the name of Kim Kardashian's baby and so on - just go look at the traffic stats for sites like TMZ.com and so on.

Anyway, he really wanted to know what was hot.  "Facebook?".  "No", I replied, "most everyone has already connected with all of their ex-girlfriends and discovered that they are as fat and as stretch marked as their wives so all the fantasy is gone".   There are only so many use to be hot girlfriends that you can look at before you start to realize perhaps you are getting old, right?

"So then what is it?" he asked, getting impatient.

My answer was simple: "Live Sex Cams".   Basically, technology and internet speed have come together to make it possible for a girl (or a couple, or a couple of girls.. or guys if you prefer) to turn on their high quality webcam and broadcast to the world, letting everyone see what they do.  The girls (or guys) get naughty live on cam for tips, for tokens, or whatever the system allows, some of the just get naked and masturbate like crazy for the fun of it.  You never know what's going to happen!

So he said he was going to check it out and let me know... just as soon as he gets back from his date with his ex-girlfriend from grade 9, now a single mom working as a stripper!

Friday, June 21, 2013

Kim Kardashian Names Her Baby After an Airline

Okay, I heard this story and I really though someone was pulling my chain.  But no, Kim Kardashian has gone from pregnant as hell to stupid as they come, it seems.  Her Baby's new name?  North West.

Yeah, let that sink in for a second.

North West.

hahahaha

Sorry, gotta laugh.

Monday, June 10, 2013

From porn to Prism, it's a P sort of a day

Happy Tuesday everyone... (well, it's Tuesday for me already... !).

Another day in paradise here, rainfall warnings that we are going to get something like 30-100mm of rain in an hour or two.  Nice stuff, glad I live up high and not in a basement apartment today.

Meanwhile I have been working on Porniki, adding a bunch of new porn girls and galleries, and some new sites as well.  It's a whole bunch of work really, but I find it enjoyable when I see plenty of people visiting to check it out.  So enjoy the porn wiki here, and let me know what you think!

Also, you can tell that Apple is finally feeling the pressure of Samsung, the new iOS7 is out, and it's flat.  No green felt or fake wood here, just flat, flat design. Interesting stuff!  If nothing else, it shows that Apple isn't the king any more, and perhaps not quite 2 years after his death, the ghost of Steve Jobs will stop haunting the wireless world.

Beyond all of that, I have to say that the NSA / Prism / leaker story has got me laughing.  If you ever wanted to see a convention of nutjobs, idiots, and tin foil hatters, this is the story to follow.  The conspiracy theorists are shitting themselves with joy, thinking they have found the holy grail that explains all those black helicopters following them around.   Sadly, it seems to turn out that it's mostly a system for processing third party information (like phone call number logs) and a lot less to do with actually spying on your phone calls.  It's amusing to see the whacko types just spinning around in circles and sputter to themselves.




Sunday, June 09, 2013

It's another day in the land of sexy girls and wild erotica.

I know it's been a while since I updated this blog, but let me tell you, I have been a busy little beaver.  If you are into pictures, I opened a new tumblr thing http://rawalex.tumblr.com which has a whole bunch of interesting stuff on it.  It's a fun way to find some good sexy stuff to enjoy.

I guess the biggest news in the world of sex these days is a split between Kim Kardashian getting knocked up by Kanye West (can you say ugh!) and ending up with massive milk mams that are just about too much for any man.  That baby gonna get fat with all that milk!    The other news is Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham making a sex tape where she even takes a big peen in her butt.  Holy schmoly, is there no limit what they will do for attention these days?

That stuff aside, the world of porn is actually pretty quiet these days.  Many of the big tube sites and such have taken away much of the market, and outside of purely amateur shot on your cell phone stuff, the production of mainstream porn is way, way, way down.   I personally am a fan of Asian stuff, including Asian American girls, and they have all pretty much disappeared, as the Asian themed adult sites have pretty much all stopped production or even shut down. Now most of what you see is stuff coming from Japan and Thailand, and not much else.  Almost all the name Asian porner girls are retired or off doing other things for money (I wouldn't suggest you check Backpage for ads... but you know what I mean).

It's a funny old time but there is still lots to enjoy.   Keep up the fun don't forget to check out the hot girls on live cams here!


Friday, October 26, 2007

Always playing with more new sexy stuff.

One of the best parts about my job is that I get to check out hot girls all the time. When I make a site like Babe Company (my babe blog) or Adult Movie Babes (hotty pornstars) I get to check out and find the hottest, sxxy girls around. It's a nice job, I wish I could do more sometimes.

This blog will get updated more. I am just getting back into it overall, so it will take a little time, but I will try to keep you up to date with all the stuff I am working on. Meanwhile, don't forget to check out sxxy.com for live sex chat rooms and stuff, okay?